Staying in My Habitat
Here is a hilarious article from the Onion that I think many of you will appreciate, entitled,Swelling Hippie Herds Pose Threat to Delicate Freakosystem
Here's the first paragraph to give you a taste,
WASHINGTON, DC–The indigenous North American hippie population has expanded to the point that its teeming herds are endangering the planet's fragile freakosystem, warned a Department of the Interior report released Monday.
According to the report, over the past 20 years, the wide-ranging, largely migratory hippies have more than tripled in population, insidiously infiltrating nearly every other U.S. subculture while venturing far beyond their natural Vermont and Colorado habitats.
As cited in the first paragraph, the hippie species is apparently native to Vermont and Colorado, which means I am not endangering any fragile eco-systems since I live in Vermont. This is a great relief because I would hate to be responsbile for destroying a perfectly respectable suburban neighborhood with my free-spirit.To read the rest of the article, click here.
posted by Little Miss Curious @ 6:27 PM
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3 Comments:
LMAO!!
While old-growth hippies were a gentle species that was considered a mild annoyance at worst, the new breed, they say, is a hardier, more insidious creature which seems to thrive in virtually any environment.
My husband and I are working on destroying our perfectly nice neighborhood in Maine, but then again, there are lots of hippies in these parts too.
Gotta love the Onion!
great article. though i think i am a different breed of hippie, being a native vermonter? no? i hope our species takes over the world. ayup.
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